It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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