hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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