my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
this will be a night to untag.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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