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say what?
wanna hang out?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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