you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
