They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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