I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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