I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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