So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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