you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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