I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So many bounce houses so little time
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My life is pants optional.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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