Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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