Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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