I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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