He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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