Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Girls should come with a carfax report
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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