Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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