Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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