The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
this will be a night to untag.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Will exercising make me less horny?
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