yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize