i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
jump out the window naked night went bad
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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