omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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