I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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