you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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