Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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