we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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