This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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