with your own penis?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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