sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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