Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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