We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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