normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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