She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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