Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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