Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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