hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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