We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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