I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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