She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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