At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I have post one night stand depression
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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