i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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