do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I lost the right to judge tonight
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
