Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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