Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You made out with two different species that night
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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