I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
