Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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