Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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