The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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