I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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