we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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