It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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