Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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