he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize