So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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