i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
my sisters under your porch take her home
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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