Where did you get a picture of my penis
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
